We have now become expert
food preps, sous chefs,
jib sheeters, latrine cleaners,
bridge walkers, smooth talkers,
chart readers, fish feeders,
dolphin watchers, pirate dodgers,
mast scalers, coffee inhalers,
engine repairers, tourist scarers,
bottom scourers, biweekly showerers,
line untanglers, fruitstand finaglers,
fuel moppers, island hoppers,
Patois speakers, man creepers,
punch spikers, bull dykers,
sun bathers, bagel cravers,
ass kissers, stern pissers,
daydreamers, night screamers,
frequent whiners, almond diners,
multitaskers, gas passers,
dinghy drivers, boat MacGyvers,
ball peekers, adventure seekers,
Beyoncé bumpers, turtle humpers,
toenail losers, yachtie schmoozers,
goat cheese hoarders, bottom paint snorters,
shark baiters, navigators!
Excited for land. See ya soon, Lima!
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